NYC love to see you my friends in iron.

Oct 28 2013 |




I’m looking for lots fun and a great time, with clients old and new.

This maybe very well my last time to NYC as a bodybuilder, so i really hope I can see as many of you whom are free and would like to see a 2 time Olympian, I look like most of my new material off season but full and sexy.

NYC has always been good to me, and I have been probably more than 40 times in my career, id like to meet new clients but mostly see old clients those whom have seen me before and over 10 yrs, if this is my final tour to the big apple then those clients have a special place in my heart, I would love to please you but also say goodbye. this is not a joke, for now I am a bodybuilder who loves to please and have fun and is def not a clock watcher, scroll down read a new review, I pray this trip goes better than the last one where clients cancelled on the day half of the time, there was no need of this and i hope this never happens again, i just want to live happily in the usa and have support from fans. maybe this will be the tour that turns things around. i believed in bodybuilding all my life, I hope you can believe in me.

PLZ CALL 941 536 4841, I DONT LIKE EMAILS TALKING IS SO MUCH MORE INTIMATE 😉 you are not obligated to see me but serious clients only plz no games, this tour means a great deal to me and i want it to run smooth with fun lust and laughter 😉

I hope you will give me that chance.

Your sister in Iron.


What is wrong with the world?

Oct 28 2013 |

I just went out to go get a bite to eat and to train and tan, while eating a lady from the Uk says oh u have a mans voice, so I tried to make a joke and she repeats oh darling I am straight when I talk and u have  a mans voice….i told her if I did not just have  a green card I would have smashed her face in….I told her she couldn’t hold her drink and how dare she be so rude?

her boyfriend when she went outside said to forgive her and my response was you have the wrong woman….LMAO

As my car is still and the guy I bought it from in cash in 2011 as I lost my title is being a dick and wont just send me the correct paperwork to show I don’t have a lean on my car, i think it;s fishy something is not right, he avoided me for 2 weeks until i got mad then he said I don’t talk to people whom are mad which is very funny as for 2 weeks before the day I got mad i txt daily to say is there any problems issues etc? but got 0 reply, so what would you think? the car was paid for in that’s just another problem as I have to walk everywhere, in direct 90 heat u get wet through in 10 mins or it rains.

So…..I’m walking back home and 2 people on a bike shout out THAT’S A MAN. now look I wanted to look like Corey Everson, the judges judged us bigger and bigger, one day I’ll explain why a lot of the things you see today are going on, I know a lot as I was a 2 time Olympian, but tonight and as always I try to remain positive, but know there are less and less men fans that are into the way bodybuilders look, a majority hate us, it is not easy as a woman to be insulted daily as they do not understand.

I find it all very weird as if I was a top ten in world tennis player golfer anything really when i was top 10 in the world i’d be a Millionare. my whole point to this blog to night is for anyone out there to try to understand a day in my shoes, I’m a good gal I feed the homeless, i feed the ducks Christ i try to help anyone if I can and I always believed in karma.

The reason I am thinking to go home is due to my health, i’ts not something I try to talk too much about but I have problems with my health due to the bodybuilding lifestyle I began at such a young age, I’m the youngest to ever turn pro in the world in the history of this whole sport ( in the cat of women’s body building) I was just turning 21, I began lifting heavy at 15 yrs old, and taking special suppliment’s at 19 yrs old, it did not seem a choice for me at that time it was just part of it and so i did what it took like everyone else did but not until I was in 2004 did I venture deeper into the abiss.

I have a lot to say, I want to write a book one day called super size she THE TRUTH , I would like to save any gals from what has become of me and to learn from me.I don’t regret anything as i would not have a story to tell and people to save, but for now I need my fans to save me, I ask you to support me love me give me wings, to fuck those assholes and lift me up GOT IT?? LMAO.

I want to go to nyc tomorrow and have a blast, have fun, be treated carefully and as a woman, the simple things any woman would want, I am a woman all woman, i maybe built better than some men’s egos but  I’m a woman all the same, I know how to treat a man whom likes muscle SO DO I, so its simple for me.i am Joanna Thomas 2 time olympian, but a woman. I’m glad I’m more real and honest then most in this biz, I think you will all respect me more for doing so.

I’m perfect for newbies for apts /sessions as I am so down to earth, funny and open, and I love to please guys, what i say here as I’ve said before is my sounding board my diary for you all to see, but I ask you in nyc and others I really need your help to save to go home so i can live a long life with my family, if youd like to help me please email me at or call me at 941 536 4841 but no BS or cons I have had that happen almost daily half the so called new fans need a kick up the ass, a bloody education and some respect for a lady even tho she works 😉

I respect you, you at least know who I am and don’t question a rate that has been around for 15yrs.

GODBLESS YOUR HEALTH,I wrote this as I need as hug tonite, a man that gets me and loves me for who I am.


Joanna Thomas

A new review just got…

Oct 27 2013 |

Im going to be in nyc maybe for the final time nxt week, please read the below blog entry to see why, lol it has 0 to do with NYC I LOVE NYC, so lets have some fun.


“I had a session with Joanna in August and believe me it was every bit worth the time and money.  This wasn’t my first session with Joanna. I met her a year before on her last trip to Philly and she was amazing.  She never watches the clock and is all about pleasing.  She wants you to have the time of your life.  My experience was everything I always wanted it to be from a female bodybuilder…and more. 🙂  Now I’m a bit shy but she put me at ease immediately.  Guys, she’s totally upfront and wants you to be clear with what you want.  Be honest because she’s totally cool.  She’s all about cleanliness but she’s not a miracle worker.  Take care of yourself before hand.  For the best experience, look your best.  Smell good and be groomed!!!  It certainly helped me!  I’m far from in perfect shape but I take care of myself…if you do that you will have all the fun your mind desires.  Joanna gives it her all, whether it’s worship or massage.  She will put you at ease and help you enjoy yourself…if you know what I mean!  I can’t wait to see her again in NYC!!!”

Thats from a client Ive met 3 times, and we click, if you click with someone then its the best time.

Thanks for reading and thanks Al x x x

NYC/ maybe my last time….I LOVE YOU.

Oct 27 2013 |

Dear Friends,


I will be in NYC starting tomorrow the 28th until Friday the 1st of could possibly be my last time please read the final paragraph.I would love to see you, lets have some fun here…YEAH.I leave tomorrow so please call or txt me as on the road emails are hard to see esp on the day last minute apts, you end up seeing them 2 hours after you wanted it, so its best to txt call or email in a last resort if its a couple days away.on the road if I have time I will check them, plus I don’t like emails I prefer to talk to people, its polite and you get to know the person every gal has different ways i guess?

I want to say a huge thanks to those who saw me on my last tour of six cities, its was also eight flights, quite a thing, I met some wonderful people and I want to again thank those whom I met I had a great time with you and I found Seattle to be so beautiful, someone gave me a card with a picture of the mountains and boats in a town of Olympia something I so much would love to see, I was just there one day so it was impossible 😉 but one day..I’d need a tour guide….


Now I’m sorry for taking so long to write, I have two reasons for this well main reasons, first off, I cannot understand men who make appointments then on the day make the most lame excuse and not show, on that six city tour I stopped counting it was THAT BAD. NOW LOOK I’m not some fool running around the country to make nothing money wise as a profit in return, this is HOW I LIVE, now you don’t have to see me, I know I’m not for everyone and that’s okay.HOWEVER WHEN YOU ACTUALLY CALL ME OR EMAIL ME AND WE AGREE TO AN APPOINTMENT then you don’t show to some of the worst excuses IF I got one is bullshit, DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THAT DOES TO ME? IT KILLS ME LIVING HERE. what upset me the most is before I tour I have a diary with all my appointments written down and I decide if it’s the right thing to do based on if I’m going to make any profit, the reason is on tour you cannot train or eat properly and if any of you travel it is very tiresome. I went on that tour as on paper I had twice as many down than showed, now shit happens I get that but if it were me? Id send the gal at least $50 for her trouble of spending 1000s to come to see you and her time. it really hurt me not just emotionally but in terms of my life.

That money that I lost was supposed to be to buy a ticket home for xmas and to rent a hotel in london so I could see people back home , so that gave me the cash to be able to spend time with family I see once a year , of which my gran  is 95 and my nieces are 7. so yes I was mad, then upset then I’m like why am I bothering? all I’m trying to say is don’t make an appointment unless you know you really want too, or can do, yes I understand if your sick or something happens that’s a problem it happens to us all we are all human, but the excuses I was getting was Oh I’m in a meeting or just nothing. again I had a great time meeting those who did show god in Europe I’ve had men fly from another country to see me and here I get at times the most silly excuses, there are 2 points to doing a session one is to have fun give the client what he wants or if I know them to catch up then have fun even lunch etc dinner but the 2nd reason is this is my living, in 2 weeks half the people cancelling is just unexceptable.

I am a nice gal and I have clients I have known for over 10yrs, I took 3 weeks to write this as I did’nt want too but I had too, it hurts me to write it but I want you to realize what can happen. yes at times apts don’t work out I had one on my tour i told him 15mins into the apt and didnt ask for a dime we went and got a drink, we were fine. thats what being a caring person is.

My second reason for not writing to you in 2 weeks or more and this does not come easy when I say this. I am at a cross roads in life in terms of if to go home to live in the Uk, you know England where we speak funny… for now I don’t want to get into it, but I will when I’m ready. But I must say that the tables are turned to me leaving and at the moment my head is in that place that I am leaving to be with my family, this situation or decision has had me thinking  so hard about everything the past 2 weeks, and for the 1st time I have actually discussed plans with my parents which I have not done before, for now this is all I wish to say on that matter, so when I say it is my last time in NYC as a bodybuilder it probably is, so I would love to see as many of you that I’ve grown to love over the years, nyc was always the place I was most popular in over the years I met so many wonderful guys and enjoyed so many great times, so if you read this and your in Nyc and you know me I’D LOVE TO SEE YOU AGAIN AND MAYBE TO EVEN SAY GOODBYE.

I hope you have enjoyed the new material I have done for the site, it was fun to film,I will be shooting a new video in november/content with Cheryl of Iron belles.

Me staying or leaving has left me very torn but I must do what is right for my future long term, for now I have not made any final plans, just some hard talking for now with my parents. and as all parents go they want the best for my health and my future. I love them very much.


Please support me it all helps me to live here in the USA , I love it here i’ts not that, but I will get into it another time.

Thanks for reading sorry it probably wasn’t what you wanted to hear, it’s not easy for me either its a huge decision.but one that is really being made for me, I cannot control my industry nor the fans to if they support me or not, that is you own personal choice.

Love you all and to anyone whom has ever met me camed with me or just helped me in any way over the years, wish there were more of you.

Ill write soon, hope to do ok in nyc…I would love so much to go home for xmas.

Joanna Buffbarbie x x x x x