Merry Christmas and a wonderful 2014

Dec 23 2013 |

Dear Friends,

I am missing many of you 😉

I am writing this from the U.K, I returned home to visit 2 weeks ago to take care of several things that I have been waiting to do for a longtime, plus opening my eyes to new projects,which are mostly long term .I will write more as they unfold o.k?  it has been so nice to spend time with my family. having lived in the USA for 11 yrs as you get older 😉 and wiser you do realize how important family is. For now I am remaining in the UK, so if anyone does try to call my USA number then it will not work sorry.

I hope that many of you still support me and realize what a simple town girl achieved, it took me 9 years before I competed in the 2001 ms Olympia and to date in the past decade am the 2nd best bodybuilder to come from Europe.this website contains my heart and soul of this project with a lot of fun, this site is huge as I have done more photo shoots and video shoots than I can count without photo shop! so I am sure there is something for everyone here to enjoy, just make sure you wear a sock ……

For now I am not doing personal appointments.I must focus on the longer term it’s just a fact of my life as I turn 37.

However what I have as well as one of the best looks in bodybuilding …is knowledge. I was taught by 70s 80s bodybuilders and fitness people shit you can’t read on the internet, it’s something that’s instictive the last person to ask my advice this yr won her first pro show. and it’s not the 1st. my passion also reaches out to those who want to drop that 20 lbs 40, 60. I once had a client whom lost 100lbs with me..not in one night 😉

All  jokes aside, while I’m in the U K I am here I can motivate you, train you, help you with your goals from bodybuilding to figure to a post birth mother, people in wheelchairs..it doesn’t matter who you are what’s important is to strive for the best you can be and to breathe life into your soul through your dreams. the knowledge I have took me 21 yrs to learn.

If anyone would like me to coach them in the U.K / Europe or the USA, I am here to help. not just competitive my real care these days is with regular people and their health over competitive athletes.the cool news for U.K people is I can now meet you as well as talk to you.

It’s Christmas so please enjoy it, see your family , eat what you like , do what you like, but come the new year, if your thinking here I am again, I can’t stand what I see in my mirror to I can’t fit in my jeans to I WANT TO WIN MY PRO CARD I can help you.

I will leave you my email and skype info for today, I will be getting a better phone so I can chat with people better, plus I do not want to give a new number out for personal training as it s not a session number, I’m happy to meet you , any fan / friend for dinner etc but not sessions for now, my brain is just in a new place. I hope for now you can respect this and still love me for what I have given my life…..to bodybuilding.

email projotrainer@yahoo.com / skype projotrainer.

In the new year I will post a new cell/mobile number plus I will reply to anyone whom wants my help with their health and fitness goals or comp goals the 1st week on in January.

For those who like a little tease please check out new footage done this year at www.clips4sale.com store 71258.

Old friends you know who you are on both sides of the atlantic PLEASE EMAIL ME PLEASE STAY IN TOUCH, I MISS MANY OF YOU VERY VERY MUCH, I am smiling thinking about you ..;)

MERRY XMAS EVERYONE 2014 IS A NEW START FOR ALL OF US, BUT OUR FRIENDSHIP NEVER CHANGES.I LOVE SO MANY OF YOU.

ALL MY LOVE , ENJOY MY SITE AND MY LEGACY TO YOU

THE ONE AND ONLY JOANNA THOMAS XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX


NYC love to see you my friends in iron.

Oct 28 2013 |

Dear FRIENDS,

 

I WILL BE IN NYC FROM TOMORROW 28TH MONDAY TO THE 1ST NOVEMBER FRIDAY.

I’m looking for lots fun and a great time, with clients old and new.

This maybe very well my last time to NYC as a bodybuilder, so i really hope I can see as many of you whom are free and would like to see a 2 time Olympian, I look like most of my new material off season but full and sexy.

NYC has always been good to me, and I have been probably more than 40 times in my career, id like to meet new clients but mostly see old clients those whom have seen me before and over 10 yrs, if this is my final tour to the big apple then those clients have a special place in my heart, I would love to please you but also say goodbye. this is not a joke, for now I am a bodybuilder who loves to please and have fun and is def not a clock watcher, scroll down read a new review, I pray this trip goes better than the last one where clients cancelled on the day half of the time, there was no need of this and i hope this never happens again, i just want to live happily in the usa and have support from fans. maybe this will be the tour that turns things around. i believed in bodybuilding all my life, I hope you can believe in me.

PLZ CALL 941 536 4841, I DONT LIKE EMAILS TALKING IS SO MUCH MORE INTIMATE 😉 you are not obligated to see me but serious clients only plz no games, this tour means a great deal to me and i want it to run smooth with fun lust and laughter 😉

I hope you will give me that chance.

Your sister in Iron.

BUFFBARBIE THE ORIGINAL….BTW 😉 JOANNA THOMAS XXXX


What is wrong with the world?

Oct 28 2013 |

I just went out to go get a bite to eat and to train and tan, while eating a lady from the Uk says oh u have a mans voice, so I tried to make a joke and she repeats oh darling I am straight when I talk and u have  a mans voice….i told her if I did not just have  a green card I would have smashed her face in….I told her she couldn’t hold her drink and how dare she be so rude?

her boyfriend when she went outside said to forgive her and my response was you have the wrong woman….LMAO

As my car is still and the guy I bought it from in cash in 2011 as I lost my title is being a dick and wont just send me the correct paperwork to show I don’t have a lean on my car, i think it;s fishy something is not right, he avoided me for 2 weeks until i got mad then he said I don’t talk to people whom are mad which is very funny as for 2 weeks before the day I got mad i txt daily to say is there any problems issues etc? but got 0 reply, so what would you think? the car was paid for in cash.so that’s just another problem as I have to walk everywhere, in direct 90 heat u get wet through in 10 mins or it rains.

So…..I’m walking back home and 2 people on a bike shout out THAT’S A MAN. now look I wanted to look like Corey Everson, the judges judged us bigger and bigger, one day I’ll explain why a lot of the things you see today are going on, I know a lot as I was a 2 time Olympian, but tonight and as always I try to remain positive, but know there are less and less men fans that are into the way bodybuilders look, a majority hate us, it is not easy as a woman to be insulted daily as they do not understand.

I find it all very weird as if I was a top ten in world tennis player golfer anything really when i was top 10 in the world i’d be a Millionare. my whole point to this blog to night is for anyone out there to try to understand a day in my shoes, I’m a good gal I feed the homeless, i feed the ducks Christ i try to help anyone if I can and I always believed in karma.

The reason I am thinking to go home is due to my health, i’ts not something I try to talk too much about but I have problems with my health due to the bodybuilding lifestyle I began at such a young age, I’m the youngest to ever turn pro in the world in the history of this whole sport ( in the cat of women’s body building) I was just turning 21, I began lifting heavy at 15 yrs old, and taking special suppliment’s at 19 yrs old, it did not seem a choice for me at that time it was just part of it and so i did what it took like everyone else did but not until I was in 2004 did I venture deeper into the abiss.

I have a lot to say, I want to write a book one day called super size she THE TRUTH , I would like to save any gals from what has become of me and to learn from me.I don’t regret anything as i would not have a story to tell and people to save, but for now I need my fans to save me, I ask you to support me love me give me wings, to fuck those assholes and lift me up GOT IT?? LMAO.

I want to go to nyc tomorrow and have a blast, have fun, be treated carefully and as a woman, the simple things any woman would want, I am a woman all woman, i maybe built better than some men’s egos but  I’m a woman all the same, I know how to treat a man whom likes muscle SO DO I, so its simple for me.i am Joanna Thomas 2 time olympian, but a woman. I’m glad I’m more real and honest then most in this biz, I think you will all respect me more for doing so.

I’m perfect for newbies for apts /sessions as I am so down to earth, funny and open, and I love to please guys, what i say here as I’ve said before is my sounding board my diary for you all to see, but I ask you in nyc and others I really need your help to save to go home so i can live a long life with my family, if youd like to help me please email me at projotrainer@yahoo.com or call me at 941 536 4841 but no BS or cons I have had that happen almost daily half the so called new fans need a kick up the ass, a bloody education and some respect for a lady even tho she works 😉

I respect you, you at least know who I am and don’t question a rate that has been around for 15yrs.

GODBLESS YOUR HEALTH,I wrote this as I need as hug tonite, a man that gets me and loves me for who I am.

ditto

Joanna Thomas


A new review just got…

Oct 27 2013 |

Im going to be in nyc maybe for the final time nxt week, please read the below blog entry to see why, lol it has 0 to do with NYC I LOVE NYC, so lets have some fun.

Joanna,
love
-Al

“I had a session with Joanna in August and believe me it was every bit worth the time and money.  This wasn’t my first session with Joanna. I met her a year before on her last trip to Philly and she was amazing.  She never watches the clock and is all about pleasing.  She wants you to have the time of your life.  My experience was everything I always wanted it to be from a female bodybuilder…and more. 🙂  Now I’m a bit shy but she put me at ease immediately.  Guys, she’s totally upfront and wants you to be clear with what you want.  Be honest because she’s totally cool.  She’s all about cleanliness but she’s not a miracle worker.  Take care of yourself before hand.  For the best experience, look your best.  Smell good and be groomed!!!  It certainly helped me!  I’m far from in perfect shape but I take care of myself…if you do that you will have all the fun your mind desires.  Joanna gives it her all, whether it’s worship or massage.  She will put you at ease and help you enjoy yourself…if you know what I mean!  I can’t wait to see her again in NYC!!!”

Thats from a client Ive met 3 times, and we click, if you click with someone then its the best time.

Thanks for reading and thanks Al x x x


NYC/ maybe my last time….I LOVE YOU.

Oct 27 2013 |

Dear Friends,

 

I will be in NYC starting tomorrow the 28th until Friday the 1st of November.it could possibly be my last time please read the final paragraph.I would love to see you, lets have some fun here…YEAH.I leave tomorrow so please call or txt me as on the road emails are hard to see esp on the day last minute apts, you end up seeing them 2 hours after you wanted it, so its best to txt call or email in a last resort if its a couple days away.on the road if I have time I will check them, plus I don’t like emails I prefer to talk to people, its polite and you get to know the person every gal has different ways i guess?

I want to say a huge thanks to those who saw me on my last tour of six cities, its was also eight flights, quite a thing, I met some wonderful people and I want to again thank those whom I met I had a great time with you and I found Seattle to be so beautiful, someone gave me a card with a picture of the mountains and boats in a town of Olympia something I so much would love to see, I was just there one day so it was impossible 😉 but one day..I’d need a tour guide….

 

Now I’m sorry for taking so long to write, I have two reasons for this well main reasons, first off, I cannot understand men who make appointments then on the day make the most lame excuse and not show, on that six city tour I stopped counting it was THAT BAD. NOW LOOK I’m not some fool running around the country to make nothing money wise as a profit in return, this is HOW I LIVE, now you don’t have to see me, I know I’m not for everyone and that’s okay.HOWEVER WHEN YOU ACTUALLY CALL ME OR EMAIL ME AND WE AGREE TO AN APPOINTMENT then you don’t show to some of the worst excuses IF I got one is bullshit, DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THAT DOES TO ME? IT KILLS ME LIVING HERE. what upset me the most is before I tour I have a diary with all my appointments written down and I decide if it’s the right thing to do based on if I’m going to make any profit, the reason is on tour you cannot train or eat properly and if any of you travel it is very tiresome. I went on that tour as on paper I had twice as many down than showed, now shit happens I get that but if it were me? Id send the gal at least $50 for her trouble of spending 1000s to come to see you and her time. it really hurt me not just emotionally but in terms of my life.

That money that I lost was supposed to be to buy a ticket home for xmas and to rent a hotel in london so I could see people back home , so that gave me the cash to be able to spend time with family I see once a year , of which my gran  is 95 and my nieces are 7. so yes I was mad, then upset then I’m like why am I bothering? all I’m trying to say is don’t make an appointment unless you know you really want too, or can do, yes I understand if your sick or something happens that’s a problem it happens to us all we are all human, but the excuses I was getting was Oh I’m in a meeting or just nothing. again I had a great time meeting those who did show god in Europe I’ve had men fly from another country to see me and here I get at times the most silly excuses, there are 2 points to doing a session one is to have fun give the client what he wants or if I know them to catch up then have fun even lunch etc dinner but the 2nd reason is this is my living, in 2 weeks half the people cancelling is just unexceptable.

I am a nice gal and I have clients I have known for over 10yrs, I took 3 weeks to write this as I did’nt want too but I had too, it hurts me to write it but I want you to realize what can happen. yes at times apts don’t work out I had one on my tour i told him 15mins into the apt and didnt ask for a dime we went and got a drink, we were fine. thats what being a caring person is.

My second reason for not writing to you in 2 weeks or more and this does not come easy when I say this. I am at a cross roads in life in terms of if to go home to live in the Uk, you know England where we speak funny… for now I don’t want to get into it, but I will when I’m ready. But I must say that the tables are turned to me leaving and at the moment my head is in that place that I am leaving to be with my family, this situation or decision has had me thinking  so hard about everything the past 2 weeks, and for the 1st time I have actually discussed plans with my parents which I have not done before, for now this is all I wish to say on that matter, so when I say it is my last time in NYC as a bodybuilder it probably is, so I would love to see as many of you that I’ve grown to love over the years, nyc was always the place I was most popular in over the years I met so many wonderful guys and enjoyed so many great times, so if you read this and your in Nyc and you know me I’D LOVE TO SEE YOU AGAIN AND MAYBE TO EVEN SAY GOODBYE.

I hope you have enjoyed the new material I have done for the site, it was fun to film,I will be shooting a new video in november/content with Cheryl of Iron belles.

Me staying or leaving has left me very torn but I must do what is right for my future long term, for now I have not made any final plans, just some hard talking for now with my parents. and as all parents go they want the best for my health and my future. I love them very much.

I want to HAVE LOTS OF FUN IN NYC I LOVE THE BIG APPLE SO PLEASE LETS HAVE A FUN TIME THERE FRIENDS OLD OR NEW, I LOVE MEETING PEOPLE AND ENJOYING THEIR COMPANY AND 😉  bad girl lol……..

Please support me it all helps me to live here in the USA , I love it here i’ts not that, but I will get into it another time.

Thanks for reading sorry it probably wasn’t what you wanted to hear, it’s not easy for me either its a huge decision.but one that is really being made for me, I cannot control my industry nor the fans to if they support me or not, that is you own personal choice.

Love you all and to anyone whom has ever met me camed with me or just helped me in any way over the years, wish there were more of you.

Ill write soon, hope to do ok in nyc…I would love so much to go home for xmas.

Joanna Buffbarbie x x x x x


TOURING AGAIN ;) here are the dates.

Sep 6 2013 |

Dear Friends,

Thank you to everyone that continues to join my site and stay members, I have put everything I have into a large tour in the hopes to meet many of you, my sessions are fun and personalized to you, I’m a real and honest kinda gal who is professional , discrete and understands the love of muscle, I know I do and that’s what it’s all about folks.

I’m currently the biggest I’ve ever been with the level of conditioning I have, I’m hard with definition and have striations in my ass, hams and triceps, now I’m not in comp shape sure I have body fat but I am not fat, I am hard to the touch and am tipping the scale at almost 175lbs at 5ft 2. I had a look at some of the competition and I do respect anyone that does sessions but never call me a fat pig again, after what I saw some were fat and many looked like figure gals however if that’s what you enjoy great,but now I can understand why guys want to see pictures all the time as yrs ago that never happened.

I’m not trying to sound like a bitch here, my whole reason or point for bringing this up is that a few months back I had a post on here in the comment section that I was a fat pig, and some on review boards…we all have to start somewhere, last year I was coming off the back of 3 serious injuries ( a torn bicep tendon, a broken hip and disc issues in my back) plus was only getting serious again about my training I’m talking about the AZIANI shoot that was my first shoot aside an iron belle shoot in 7 yrs.

I can tell you this… I am improving all the time and the last tour I did I had no problem’s entertaining my company, I have been told countless times how much better and improved I have become since last year,if you look at my sessions page those pics were taken in july and I’ve improved again since then, I do believe there are fewer larger built bodybuilders around that’s if your into muscle worship, you don’t have to be big at all to be a great wrestler i take my hat off to them a hard skill to learn and to try to beat the opposite sex.end of the day there is a right girl for every man and i hope you find that girl and stick with them, it gives them support and you a level of comfort.

review sites I hate them always have, if they just wrote legal content and didn’t describe every detail perfect, there are ways to do the same thing without doing that, reviews are a 1 sided view, it doesn’t account for the 100’s you meet whom are gentle men that don’t write. I do agree with reviews if there is a real  problem as no man should be treated without the up most respect as a client,  but it can be written in a more discrete fashion? same as if you enjoyed it, but writing illegal material only draws the wrong attention and seeing many of you are married , or with someone one day it will back fire that is the reason I don’t like them, us gals also want to have a life one day after we retire 😉

These days after many years in this business I am just trying to help or give advice it’s not meant to offend just to think and I am wrong sometimes lol

Below is my schedule, love to meet you , and real bodybuilding fans are the best.

THANK YOU FOR SHARING MY LIFE WITH ME AND SUPPORTING ME, IT MEANS THE WORLD TO ME MY FRIENDS.

IFBB PRO JOANNA THOMAS is touring and would love to see you, I’m 170 plus big hard condition, please text or call 1st on 941 536 4841 (I find it more personable) or you can email me at projotrainer@yahoo.com.Below are the cities and the dates, I will be staying near to the airports aside nyc .Any questions or inquires please call or email thank you so much. www.BuffBarbie.com x

LOS ANGLES CA LAX –  09/16/13 – 09/18/13.

LA SAN FRANCISCO SFO –  09/18/13 – 09/20/13.

SEATTLE WASHINGTON SEA – 09/20/13 – 09/21/13.

BOSTON MA BOS – 09/23/13 – 09/25/13.

PITTSBURGH PA PIT – 09/25/13 – 09/26/13.

WASHINGTON DC DCA – 09/26/13 – 09/28/13.

NYC NY MANHATTEN – 10/07/13 – 10/11/13.

ok off to train legs……will b fun to see some old faces and make new friends.xxxxx

THANKYOU all for being members of my site lots of new stuff coming up.

Joanna


Finally back

Sep 1 2013 |

Dear Friends,

I want to say a huge thx u to those who came to see me in Detroit , New Jersey and Philly.

I had a great time aside from the very first flight , I got a chest cold thx to being stuck up 30,000 feet in the air confined to a small space, so for one of those dates I had to lie in bed all day to kick it wonderful, my trip to Philly couldn’t have gone better I did not have the time to see everyone whom called or txt I hope that I will see you the very next time I go.I am grateful.

I am looking at doing a new shoot in October due to touring and being just me I can’t drive 8 hours the day before a shoot this month, so I will arrange something for here when I get home , my friend has a model in mind so i’ll keep you all posted.

Today I am sorting out touring for this month so it’s a short one, I’ll be posting my dates very shortly after I figure it out.

Plz always call me over emails for apts, its more personal and its a lot faster, your not obligated its just a chat, but plz my phone is not a social thing nor is it to ask to go to somewhere remote, the biz is hard enough these days even going to big cities, this economy is hard for everyone right now, so I am trying to get through it as best I can with many of you all.

I thank you so much for being members of my site, I looked at the updates and I dont see my newer content up I have to see whats going on with that today as it was submitted, the past several months I have done a shoot a month, however my car is broken and its going to cost a lot to fix I hope to fix it after this next set of tours, early oct. so for now can only drive it short distances, that’s was also why I couldn’t go to tampa in 2 weeks,in Oct everything should be back to normal plz give me a little time here, I’m grateful to anyone who is a member of my site, thx u so much, I love you.

Joanna


Updates and why i was typing in big lol

Aug 22 2013 |

Dear Friends,

My appologies to the few whom complained due to me typing in big off course I wasn’t shouting at you lol it was due to the way I type , I type as I’m talking to you , I’m no English teacher and trust me I talk better than many yankies yee haa so cut me a break . I am a basic person with stories to write if u have the time to complain about this then I wonder what u do all day, god I would’nt even think of doing something like that so ok from now on i’ll type small but have fun trying to read me wink 😉

Well I went to the Tampa pro then had a day to resort to go away on my tour, which was not enough, it left me tired with all that driving Tampa is 4 hour min drive and I went 1 day then left the next, the good part is my girl Tammy Jones won the show, she came to me in may to talk and I told her everything I know, but advised her to go with a coach that was more known or in shall I say and she did take my advice, if you notice her legs were smaller to match her upper body so simply she won good job gal, she worked very very hard to get there and I’ve known her over 10yrs we started talking when protan used to ask us to help tan people by hand , so the southern states in 02/03 was when i first gave her my true opinion lol but she has worked so hard bout time the under dog won…WELL DONE TAMMY JONES I got there just as the ladies were on stage and she could hear me. then corey and lenda came on stage and corey said wow I’ve never seen so many compete in a show so I shouted back ( its because we don’t have any shows anymore agree?) Lenda looked great Corey looked pasty but in great shape, just a tan lol

I did my tour it went well thx u to all those I saw in detroit and new jersey, I had a great time and I know you did so I hope to see you again and many new clients, I got a cold on the plane uh I got like a temp and a cough it was annoying for the tour, I spent the past 3 days resting so id be ok for my Philly tour as I’m 1 busy gal, so thx u Philly so much for your care love and remembering me we will have a blast, now I’m rested up.

My car is still broken what a bitch, got to take it in to fix when i return.

In Tampa i did a photo shoot with a huge french bodybuilder Marie  something manios or something you know whom I mean 5 6 and huge from France,a very nice lady ! she weighed in contest shape what i do in Off season which is normal as she is 4 inches taller, it was funny as she did not understand English so well so i kept explaining things in little french and English the whole time so there will be music over the video 😉 but she wasn’t so open minded that’s ok but she was so ticklish she had such a load laugh i kept tickling her abs and feet, i kissed her all over where she allowed me too, the funniest part was when we were asked to do lift and carry, we both have fucked up backs both have discs out and we weighed the same, i put on a belt and asked her to try a piggy back but she didnt want too, but i know ive done fireman lifts with clients as heavy as her as long as i have a belt.

im due to do a photo shoot with a Jennifer Kennedy in sept and a 120lb male /boy so come join my site I do new content once a mth with new models, you help helps me to stay in the usa, to plan tours and in time save enough so i can diet down into 5% mode..

.Im giving it all a yr, if it doesnt happen Ive decided that the Uk would be my best option long term I would get free healthcare and school a new start, it depends on how much fans want me to stay around the Usa is not cheap, if it works id love to stay here, but if not its best I go to start school so I have a living until my 60s, plus my family is there, its been 12yrs since i left them, its not easy being away from them for a dream that will not happen.meaning my reason for coming to this country no longer can happen, sad but nothing lasts forever, family matter, life goes so fast, so I cant like I did in my 20’s not care I’m 36, I’ll be 40 in a snap of my fingers, everything in the usa is down to cash school health care I was brought up in a very different system, and before my x sure, but it’s not my life right now or for many of us in this economy, so stick by me if u can, I love you all for your help whom have and I hope the future gets easier

but the next few days I wont give a fuck as I’m enjoying Philadelphia and all that love muscle women mmmmm a joke?

LOTS OF LOVE I LOVE TYPING IN BIG DAMN ITS SO MUCH EASIER LOL U LOVE IT REALLY NO IM NOT SHOUTING BUT SEE HOW MUCH EASIER IT IS WITHOUT TYPOS? OK back to small again…..u win

Seriously thanks to all that are member plz keep joining doing shoots 4 hours away i do for you in return for your support, love always good nite all, be happy always be back in a few days promise x x

JOANNA aka buff barbie xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


TAMPA TODAY

Aug 10 2013 |

DEAR FRIENDS,

I WILL BE IN TAMPA TONITE, FREE THIS EVENING AFTER THE PM SHOW THE TAMPA PRO, I WAS ANNOYED YESTERDAY AS PER USUAL I GOT BLOWN OFF BY BOTH GUYS THAT CALLED MORE THAN ONCE AND WASTED MY TIME, I JUST DONT GET IT, HY MAKE APTS THEN U DONT DO THEM? IF U KNOW U CANT WHY CALL THE GIRL? ITS CAUSING ME TO QUESTION THIS WHOLE GAME AGAIN, YOU SEE GUYS DONT REALISE WHAT I HAVE TO DO ALSO TO DO THIS, I DONT DATE, I HAVE TO SPEND A LOT OF CASH ON GOING PLACES SO ALL I ASK IS IF U AGREE TO MEET ME THEN PLEASE DO SO DONT JUST IGNORE ME, IM NOT CATTLE FODER.

DUE TO YESTERDAY AND MY CAR BROKEN I HAD TO CANCEL 1 NITE AT THE HOTEL AND CHANGE MY RENTAL CAR TO TODAY , YOU SEE HOW JUST THOSE 2 THINGS CAN MESS UP A DAY FOR ME AND PLANNING FOR NXT WEEK,

IM JUST LOOKING FOR NICE RESPONSIBLE GUYS WHO DO WHAT THEY SAY AND WE HAVE A GOOD TIME, IM A NOBODY OK I JUST WORKOUT, BUT WE ARE ALL HUMANS AND WE SHOULD ALL TREAT EACHOTHER BETTER PERIOD.

THE PAST 2 NITES FOR EXAMPLE I HAD 2 GUYS KEEP CALLING AND TXTING AFTER MIDNITE I MEAN WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THAT AFTER U SAY ITS LATE LETS TALK TOM IM IN BED NOW? THEN THEY CALL YOU NAMES I WAS CALLED A JERK SO GUYS PLZ I DONT WANT A LOT FROM NEW GUYS I DONT KNOW JUST BE NICE TO ME AND DO WHAT WE AGREE THATS ALL I WANT , IM A NICE GIRL I LOVE FUN AND IVE MET 100S IN MY TIME.

OK WISH ME LUCK DRIVING 4HOURS NOW, I WILL BE DOING EMAILS TOMORROW, IF U STILL HAVENT CALLED ME THATS OK WE HAVE TIME, PLUS ID RATHER U KNOW UR WORK PLANS AND CALL ON THE DAY THAN THE OTHER WAY AROUND SO I HOPE MORE CALL WHEN IM ON TOUR DETROIT , NJ, PHILLY. YOU CAN SEE BY MY NEW SESSIONS PAGE I HAVE IMPROVED A LOT SINCE LAST YR, LAST YR WAS ALSO MY 1ST TIME DOING APTS IN 6YRS SO I WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS, NOW IM NOT ITS JUST GETTING INTO THE FLOW AGAIN LOL,

I REALLY HOPE SOME OF MY OLD FRIENDS RETURN WE HAD A LOT OF FUN AND SOME NICE NEW ONES, I KNOW THE ECONOMY IS HARSH RIGHT NOW SO I DONT HAVE A SET PRICE ANYMORE ITS FROM A TO B AND U CHOOSE WHAT YOU CAN AFFORD. THATS THE BEST I CAN DO AS TOURS COST EASY 1400 FOR A 2 CITY 4 NITE TOUR. U HAVE TO SEE A FEW JUST TO BREAK EVEN, ITS NOT EASY WITH A LOT OF NEW GIRLS AROUND SOME ARE GOOD BUT A LOT ARE WHO? I JUST NEVER HEARD OF SOME, AND ALSO I DONT NEED REFS I DONT WANT TO HEAR OTHER GIRLS NAMES PLZ ITS UR LIFE WHAT U DID B4 WITH SOMEONE ELSE AND UR PRIVATE LIFE, NOT MINE, HOPE U HAD A GREAT TIME THO 😉

OK GOT TO GO DRIVE, MY CELL IS 941 536 4841 AND IM FREE TONITE IN TAMPA….AND FREE TO TALK ON A LONG DRIVE…US WOMEN REALLY NEED UR GUYS SUPPORT NOW, AS THE INDUSTRY IS MOVING  US OUT, SO ALL WE WILL HAVE IS YOU…I LOVE YOU ALL AND THX U TO THOSE WHOM HAVE HELPED ME, I DONT FORGET.I TRY MY BEST.

LOTS OF LOVE AND FUN.

JOANNA XXXX 941 536 4841

 


JUST A THOUGHT….AND PLZ CALL ME FOR SESSIONS OVER EMAILS THX U

Aug 8 2013 |

DEAR FRIENDS,

SORRY FOR THE PUBLIC OUTBURST YESTERDAY, IT WAS NOT TO OFFEND ANYONE BUT RATHER AT THIS STAGE IN MY LIFE I USE THIS BOARD AS A REAL DIARY, I SUPPOSE IF I JUST WROTE ABOUT MY MUSCLES I MAY GET MORE MEMBERS BUT THE REASON I GOT INTO BODYBUILDING WAS SOMETHING VERY FAR FROM THIS AS I WAS SO YOUNG.

I DO HAVE MANY STORIES TO SHARE WITH YOU, SOME FUNNY SOME VERY REAL AND NOT SUP TO BE PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE AND SOME WHEN I HAVE GOOD DAYS OR BAD, I KINDA THINK THAT IN FEB 2011 WHEN I LEFT MY X WHICH AT ONE POINT WHEN IM READY ILL GET INTO MORE BUT I THINK SOMETIMES MAYBE I WAS LEFT IN JUST 2 MUCH OF A HOLE, OTHERS DAYS I SAY FUCK IT IM A FIGHTER AND  BELIEVE IN THE LORD AND I TRY HARD, BUT IVE ALWAYS BEEN A VERY GIVING GIRL UNTIL IT WAS ALL TAKEN FROM ME, BUT MY HEART STILL FEELS THE SAME.

NO IM NOT DOWN IM FINE ACTUALLY GREAT BUT YES I GET DAYS WHEN I FREAK OUT A LITTLE DUE TO LIVING IN A NEW PLACE NEW SET OF CIRCUMSTANCES BUT IF U CUT ME I BLEED WE ARE ALL HUMAN, EVEN IF WE HAVE BEEN ONE OF THE BEST IN THE WORLD, BUT SOMETIMES I JUST DON’T GET IT OR SHALL I  SAY I JUST WONT HAVE IT, NOBODY HAS WALKED IN ANYONE ELSE’S SHOES SO ITS HARD OR EASY FOR OTHER TO COMMENT OR GOSSIP ABOUT SOMETHING THAT I DID OVER 6YRS AGO, THE BODYBUILDING WAS NEVER THE ISSUE IT WAS THE INDUSTRY, AND WHEN CERTAIN THINGS ARE OVER I WILL EXPLAIN WHAT I KNOW WHY? AS I FEEL SO MANY WOMEN GAVE THEIR ALL FOR LITTLE REWARD OR WERE TOLD THEY COULDNT GET A SPONSOR DUE TO A SESSION WHILE THE MEN GET INTO THE OLYMPIA AS GAY PORN STARS AND FELONS….IT MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL…….ITS A 2 TEIR STANDARD.I HAVE MY OWN STORY TO TELL ON THAT ONE DAY, YEA IT MAY TURN YOU ON LISTENING TO ME TALKING ABOUT HOW HARD I AM OR HOW BIG MY CLIT IS BUT THATS HORSE PLAY…AND IF U LIKE ILL WRITE A FAKE IF I MET YOU IN A ROOM SENARIO….LOL OR U MEET ME.

ON THE CAR I CAN ONLY TAKE IT SHORT DISTANCES ENOUGH TO GO TO A SMALLER GYM AND A DIF TANNING JOINT IM GRATEFUL COULD BE WORSE COULD BE BIKING IT WHICH I DID FOR 2 YRS ONCE.MY HOPE IS MY FANS COME BACK I HAVE CHANGED BUT IN A MATURE WAY AND A MORE CALM WAY IF U MEET ME ACTUALLY,THIS YR IS A MAKE OR BREAK IT ONE AS BEFORE I HAD MY PAINT JOB BUT IT WAS ENOUGH TO LIVE BUT NOT TO CHANGE THE PAST MY DREAM IS TO GET MY OLD REAL LIFE BACK AND IT CAN HAPPEN AS LONG AS THE FANS OR FRIENDS SEE ME FOR SESSIONS IN CITIES OR CAM OR JOINING THE SITE OR JUST TO BE KIND AND SPONSOR, WHEN I HAD MONEY A FEW YRS AGO I HELPED MANY PEOPLE AND GAVE A LOT OF IT AWAY ITS JUST MY NATURE, NOW AS I GET OLDER I HAVE TO BE WISE AND FIND A WAY TO STILL HELP OTHERS WHILE STILL CHANGING MY LIFE FOR THE BEST.

OK GUYS IN TAMPA , DETROIT, NJ , PHILLY PLZ CALL ME OVER EMAILS, EMAILS ARE NOT PERSONAL TO ME AND A QUICK CHAT CAN ANSWER WHAT 20 EMAILS CAN IN 10 MINS, IF UR MARRIED DONT WORRY IVE MET 100S OF YOU WINK I LISTEN CAREFULLY AND I DO AS U ASK SO I WONT CALL U BACK OR TXT U UNLESS U ASK ME TO DO SO NOR ARE U OBLIGATED TO SEE ME, ITS JUST A CHAT, THE INTERNET IS USED FAR 2 MUCH THESE DAYS AND PEOPLE HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO TALK ON THE PHONE, I AM NOT SOME NEWBIE GAL I KNOW THE GAME AND I WONT SCREW UP UR LIFE I MAKE NOTES IF ITS CALLED FOR, BUT I WONT DO AN APT UNLESS I KNOW U WITHOUT A NUMBER AS IVE HAD 2 MANY NO SHOWS THATS JUST FUCKING PATHETIC SORRY….ID NEVER DO THAT 2 EVEN A DOG…BUT I KNOW 50% OF YOU ARE STILL GREAT AMAZING MEN THAT ID LOVE TO MEET THE REST TRY BACK PAGE LOL I COULD WRITE A BOOK ON THAT 50%, I WANT NICE KIND CLIENTS THAT GIVE A CRAP ABOUT WOMEN AND BODYBUILDING WHERE THEY ENJOY A HARD SEXY BODY AND FUN….CANT SAY IT ENOUGH ITS FUN TO DO APTS, THATS WHY I WANT TO DO THEM AND I LOVE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE AS WELL AS VERY GOOD FREINDS.

OK WELL THATS IT FOR TODAY I GUESS BUT PLZ CALL ME PLZ I GET 2 MANY EMAILS AND I CANT JUST SIT ALL DAY DOING THEM I WISH I COULD, BUT THAT WOULD NOT HELP, SO I TRY TO ANSWER WHAT I CAN AND IM GRATEFUL TO ANYONE AND I MEAN ANYONE THAT DOES EMAIL, IF YOU DONT HEAR FROM ME ITS DUE TO TIME AND AMOUNT, NOT THAT I DONT LOVE YOU;)

OK 941 536 4841 U KNOW WHERE IM TOURING IM THE BIGGEST EVER IN MY LIFE SO COME SEE ME LET OFF THAT STEAM AND LETS HAVE SOME FUN….I REALLY ENJOY MYSELF..;)

LOVE YOU WHOM JOIN MY SITE, PLZ GUYS JOIN IF U HAVE NOT I DRIVE TO THE OTHER SIDE OF FLORIDA TO DO A SHOOT EACH MONTH SO I HAVE NEW CONTENT AS THATS WHAT U DESERVE FROM ME….IM HAPPY TO DO IT..BUT PLZ SUPPORT US..AS IN TIME ULL SEE BODYBUILDING WOMEN WILL GET A LOT MORE RARE AND I MEAN GOOD ONES…AND HOW DO U TREAT A RARE OBJECT…U WANT TO SEE IT BUY IT AND TAKECARE OF IT….LOL ITS A JOKE

941 536 4841 I DONT BITE JUST RESPECT MY PRIVACY THATS IT.

HUGS GODBLESS AND LOVE

JOANNA AKA THE ORIGINAL BUFFBARBIE THE REST ASIDE THE PLASTIC DOLL ARE COPY CATS LOL